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spidangular
08-15-2014, 09:48 PM
I found a pleco a little while ago. It was dead. For a moment I was sad. I had one dollar and several months invested in that little glass cleaner. He was 4-6" long- the longest fish I've ever found behind a fish tank. Since it was brown to begin with it looked almost exactly the same mummified as it did alive. I need your help turning this sad frown upside down- and perhaps getting a hearty laugh- in the process.

What is the most hilarious thing I can do with my dehydrated friend to get a rise out of the mrs?
I had some ideas....

Make use of lonely nail in the wall
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/16/vu8u2u2e.jpg
Hang on the pull string ofthe fan
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/16/neresaqy.jpg
Key hook pal
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/16/usy3enys.jpg
Leave it on the mousepad and keep the lights low so she doesn't know something is up until she's wondering why the mouse isn't sliding and feels like a conch shell.
(I'll point the tail away for realism)
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/16/8e6yqe5e.jpg

Sorry. It's not a bristlenose pleco, but plenty abrasive. Those spines could serve as toothpicks!
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/16/be9epe7u.jpg

Dinner is in the fridge!
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/16/medaje9y.jpg

Bedside drawer
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/16/zamugeta.jpg
I know what you're thinking-

Ladies: Look! His wife must shop at target! (Due to brand 'Up&Up', guys)

Gentlemen: really? That's all that's in there? You stashed the fun toys to keep it family friendly -Lame.
( honestly the only thing I had to remove was an embarrassing little collection of Trojan wrappers- the kids unloaded the toys and carried them off yesterday)

Let me know if you have any other suggestions!

Roger
08-15-2014, 10:25 PM
How about refrigerator magnet or remote changer guardian?

kwseiders
08-16-2014, 08:08 AM
And I thought you liked being married! But definitely, it should be an earring! Then you also have another gift to give her in the future, so she will have a matching set.

spidangular
08-16-2014, 08:45 AM
How about refrigerator magnet or remote changer guardian?

Both good ideas, esp magnet.

caricell
08-16-2014, 09:19 PM
When I first saw this post, I thought you had to choose between keeping your fish or your wife.

I was going to offer to take your wife if you decided to keep the fish.

:grin:

Hilde
08-24-2014, 11:20 AM
I am having trouble to stop laughing. Did your wife find it? Reaction?

ndunn
10-15-2014, 01:06 PM
i'm at work laughing out loud. my co-worker walks by (not a fish fanatic) and I start explaining and she looks at me like I was crazy. awkward... anyway love this. feel bad for the wife who may kill you, but still hilarious!